I Coulda Been A Contendah!

One of my friends always asks "Where do you find these things?" The answer, of course, is the Internet. In this case, courtesy Yglesias. I'm not sure if it's sad or just plain scary, but this could have been me. Thankfully I went the word route instead of the on-camera talent route. Mostly because I can't go that long without blinking and rarely look like a deer caught in headlights.